Scribbled on Sun, Dec 13, 1998 at 23:08 (EST)

Hey-Howdy! Freakboy is Fine! You can tell how fine a brutha is by his neck!

Scribbled on Thu, Dec 10, 1998 at 19:49 (EST)

Ladies and Gentlemen, please give a warm welcome to our friend, DUG! Dug welcome to the cyber-world. Well, what do you think?! Do you think this whole computer thang will catch on. I sure hope so cuz this is a whole lot easier than calling everybody on our mailing list and giving them all this information individually! With that said, I'll be on my marry way. Have a nice day

Scribbled on Wed, Dec 09, 1998 at 15:30 (EST)

As the president and founder of the Indianapolis branch of the Not the Jonses Fan Club, I would like to extended an invitation to the entire band to come play an exclusive concert for BOTH members of your fan club here. I am especially hoping that Freebird will be on the playlist when you come.

Scribbled on Mon, Dec 07, 1998 at 21:42 (EST)

rose are red, violets are blue, i finally bought a computer so leave me alone allready. i want to spoon mark, run my fingers through freakboys hear and squeeze vinces cheeks

Scribbled on Sat, Dec 05, 1998 at 12:35 (EST)

What is so wonderful about Nazi dressers?! I mean, I'm rather ignorant when it comes to import furniture. I have a really nice "Made in the U.S.A." oak dresser. And I must say, it does the job. I mean how hard is it to hold clothes. It really a quite standard procedure, and I think you're blowing it all way out of proportion. Just buy a dresser that matches your comforter and everything will be hunky-dorey!

Scribbled on Tue, Dec 01, 1998 at 13:16 (EST)

Even though I disagree with their economic and social reforms, I still think the nazis were really hip dressers.

Scribbled on Tue, Dec 01, 1998 at 01:21 (EST)

bill curtis rules

Scribbled on Sun, Nov 29, 1998 at 22:09 (EST)

how come hotdogs come in packs of ten and buns in packs of eight? I know you guys are breeding, so you have kids, so just tell me WHY!!! Dont try to tell me you dont give your kids hotdogs.

Scribbled on Sat, Oct 17, 1998 at 20:18 (EDT)

this is a reminder to freakyboy. i just want him to know that my ass is still sore from our wild, extravagant night and early morning of freaky, fudge-filled fantasy. p.s. you stood us up in more ways than 1

Scribbled on Tue, Oct 13, 1998 at 22:15 (EDT)

What is mankind? Perhaps we should begin by disecting the words. What is a mank? What is an ind? I guess it is still a mystery. I think NTJ should consider taking the show on ice. A little figure skating choreography would be a real breakthrough on the music scene.....think about it.

Scribbled on Tue, Oct 13, 1998 at 17:43 (EDT)

Oh where, Oh where has my NTJ gone? Oh where, Oh where can they be? Hey boys...have you gone into hibernation? No news items...no gigs...nothing on the wall....what gives? The new demo has been done for weeks now. Perhaps Mark is too busy with his day job to keep up the website??

Scribbled on Tue, Sep 01, 1998 at 09:30 (EDT)

Hey guys, Just checking to see if you will be playing anywhere locally this fall. And a big Hi to everyone!!

Scribbled on Sat, Aug 29, 1998 at 18:08 (EDT)

Help! I've got two tons of explosives wrapped around me and all I can do is type on this computer until the timer runs out. And what did I happen to stumble upon? Some rock group calling themselves Not The Toneses. Are you guys making fun of ska music? I'd pick a fight with you if I wasn't tied down to this chair with duct tape. You bunch of long haired hippie freak, counter-culture, RATT hating group of alternative weirdos. And what is with Bill Gates being a freakboy! At least he's got short hair, and some ambition. Not like some band dreaming they can be the next big thing. Look at Liberache(or however you spell it), he worked and worked until he earned all those nice pink fur coats; so you can get rid of the idea that you are going to be overnight sensations. And by the way, the next time you think about sky-diving with those double cheeseburgers in your helmet just remeber the next time you dive, those double cheeseburgers could be you. And the second letter will always be B. Viva la Jersey. Oh, Iv'e got two seconds left on the time........................

Scribbled on Sat, Aug 29, 1998 at 18:08 (EDT)

Help! I've got two tons of explosives wrapped around me and all I can do is type on this computer until the timer runs out. And what did I happen to stumble upon? Some rock group calling themselves Not The Toneses. Are you guys making fun of ska music? I'd pick a fight with you if I wasn't tied down to this chair with duct tape. You bunch of long haired hippie freak, counter-culture, RATT hating group of alternative weirdos. And what is with Bill Gates being a freakboy! At least he's got short hair, and some ambition. Not like some band dreaming they can be the next big thing. Look at Liberache(or however you spell it), he worked and worked until he earned all those nice pink fur coats; so you can get rid of the idea that you are going to be overnight sensations. And by the way, the next time you think about sky-diving with those double cheeseburgers in your helmet just remeber the next time you dive, those double cheeseburgers could be you. And the second letter will always be B. Viva la Jersey. Oh, Iv'e got two seconds left on the time........................

Scribbled on Fri, Jul 10, 1998 at 11:42 (EDT)

What is going on here? Nobody ever scribbles on this wall anymore. That, and nobody ever does any NTJ news updates. Isn't there any new and cool stuff going on with the band. Please tell me, I need to know later

Scribbled on Thu, Jun 25, 1998 at 16:04 (EDT)

YIKER! Bow down or I will unleash my zoinky army of surly crack babies! NIPPLES! I HAVE NO NIPPLES! I desire tacos...service me Martha! Okie-dokie, artichokie. This is not a moose. It comes with fries. You're not fully clean...you're filthy. Mmmm...Hell sure makes a tasty bagel.

Scribbled on Tue, Jun 02, 1998 at 13:38 (EDT)

Your face does bend even the most anorexic mirror into a sensuous playground of muscular spasms.

Scribbled on Fri, May 29, 1998 at 23:08 (EDT)

I have fallen in love with your band and your web page!!! There is only one problem........I am totally opposed to mail order. Don't ask me why; I'm not like a disgruntled postal worker or anything. But that means I can't get your CD! I look forward to the day when I can breeze into a record store, pick it up, and leave. Until then, I'll just keep downloading clips, I guess!

Scribbled on Fri, May 22, 1998 at 16:29 (EDT)

Soup is adequate food. Quite personally, soup is over-rated. I mean come on, especially Chicken Noodle or Cream of Chicken. I mean, if you're gonna have chicken in the name you might as well put chicken in the soup, right!!! I mean, if I pay money for something that has chicken in it, dang it, I want chicken in it. Not some artificial chicken flavoring. Do you understand what I'm getting at.....I LOVE CHICKEN!! I mean, afterall, it tastes like chicken. You gotta love chicken. I mean why eat frog-legs, really. I mean, if it tastes like chicken then order chicken! In case you're wondering this is the 13th time in this message I've said CHICKEN!! later

Scribbled on Thu, May 21, 1998 at 19:20 (EDT)

Soup is good food.

Scribbled on Sat, May 02, 1998 at 11:26 (EDT)

What about Saul's conversion on the road to Damascus? Oh, and Jonah running from Ninevah? Just wondering? God is all powerful and man is weak and frail. Keep that in mind.

Scribbled on Fri, May 01, 1998 at 14:42 (EDT)

The hand of God cannot work in the heart of the man who will not let him.

Scribbled on Mon, Apr 27, 1998 at 16:03 (EDT)

My cat's breath smells like cat food.

Scribbled on Fri, Apr 17, 1998 at 03:38 (EDT)

Hey Mark, Doug, Vince, and Freakboy, Come on man, lets go and jam on some Motorhead and play some eat the rich or ace of spades. Even better, have a little fun playing overkill. Just stopping by to say hello and check out your web page. E-mail us when you have your next show. ROCK ON MY BROTHAS

Scribbled on Thu, Apr 16, 1998 at 01:09 (EDT)

DREW DREW DREW DREW DREW DREW call me my Brother 612 757-2978 collect i don't care bro lets set a time for me to come to chicago see ya Dorsey

Scribbled on Sun, Apr 12, 1998 at 00:42 (EDT)

Hey guys, just to let you know, when you double click on our names in blue, our email address is not correct, for some reason our name got screwed up. Hopefully, if you click on the names for this message, it will lead you to the right screen name to write back to us.

Scribbled on Sun, Apr 12, 1998 at 00:40 (EDT)

Hey guys, we wrote this message to let you know that when you double click on our italicized names that our email name got screwed up from the computer. so we are hoping that by clicking on these new names that you will be directed to the right email address to write back!

Scribbled on Sun, Apr 12, 1998 at 00:39 (EDT)

Hey guys, we wrote this message to let you know that when you double click on our italicized names that our email name got screwed up from the computer. so we are hoping that by clicking on these new names that you will be directed to the right email address to write back!

Scribbled on Sun, Apr 12, 1998 at 00:39 (EDT)

Hey guys, we wrote this message to let you know that when you double click on our italicized names that our email name got screwed up from the computer. so we are hoping that by clicking on these new names that you will be directed to the right email address to write back!

Scribbled on Sun, Apr 12, 1998 at 00:38 (EDT)

Hey guys, we wrote this message to let you know that when you double click on our italicized names that our email name got screwed up from the computer. so we are hoping that by clicking on these new names that you will be directed to the right email address to write back!

Scribbled on Sun, Apr 12, 1998 at 00:32 (EDT)

hey guys, if you click on our name you will notice that the computer screwed up and it will not give you the correct email address. just letting you know!

Scribbled on Sun, Apr 12, 1998 at 00:29 (EDT)

hey, it us again, we just wrote 2 min ago and when you click on our names it goes to the wrong email address so ,i figured i would try this scribble thingy again

Scribbled on Sun, Apr 12, 1998 at 00:24 (EDT)

Hey Doug, Mark, Vince and Freakboy, how is it going? Not much here so i figured i would stop by your sight and write something. Hey, e-mail us when guys have a next show that we could see (if we are not stuck working for Giordano's that day)! Rock On Man, talk to you later. See ya in music lessons Doug!

Scribbled on Fri, Apr 03, 1998 at 00:21 (EST)

Drew and mark and guys ....hows it going ? Drew long time since we spoke...longer with the others eh? Just got my computer and now online so I thought I would drop ya a line to say hey ...ask if we are all meetin at the same camp site again this year at Cornerstone? Drew drop me a line new # 612-757-2978. Give me a call so we can converse my friend . Say hi to the guys/comrades of optimum and we'll talk later.

Scribbled on Fri, Apr 03, 1998 at 00:12 (EST)

Drew and mark and guys ....hows it going ? Drew long time since we spoke...longer with the others eh? Just got my computer and now online so I thought I would drop ya a line to say hey ...ask if we are all meetin at the same camp site again this year at Cornerstone? Drew drop me a line new # 612-757-2978. Give me a call so we can converse my friend . Say hi to the guys/comrades of optimum and we'll talk later.

Scribbled on Tue, Mar 31, 1998 at 11:50 (EST)

Hey Mark and Drew, It has been a long time no talk to. How have you been? When are you coming down to the Belleville Area again. Write me and tell me, I will be there. Have you sent that packet to my youth minister yet?! Well I am going to go now. Talk to you soon. Amy

Scribbled on Sat, Mar 21, 1998 at 21:46 (EST)

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Scribbled on Sat, Mar 21, 1998 at 21:46 (EST)

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Scribbled on Sat, Mar 21, 1998 at 21:45 (EST)

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Scribbled on Thu, Mar 05, 1998 at 17:53 (EST)

I have no idea who you are and don't really want to. Rock music has always been for Satan, leave it there. HAIL HELLFIRE!

Scribbled on Wed, Mar 04, 1998 at 20:45 (EST)

hi. peace of Christ to all of you. my name is Erin Moran. i am a student at Concordia University in Irvine, CA. i am trying to assemble a concert listing of Christian artists in the with confirmed concert dates in the Southern CA area. if you will be around here between now and the beginning of May, please send an e-mail to my address. if you know anyone else who would like to get some absolutely FREE PR in the Southern California area, please tell them to contact me and i will do my best to get the word out! tu hermanita en Cristo Jesus, e. contact: moran@libris.cui.edu you have just read a yucky, impersonal, general PSA. i hate writing those. so i want to write a short personal note. i have never heard the music of "Not the Joneses" before, but your site rocks! Jesus freak on the West Coast, e. danielle moran

Scribbled on Tue, Mar 03, 1998 at 18:15 (EST)

Elvis Jr. Just a hello and how are you? Please e-mail us sometime.we would love to hear from you.

Scribbled on Tue, Feb 24, 1998 at 01:11 (EST)

And yet the thunderous voices echo thru my head. The whispers of the sapphires competing with the Michelin man, who can sell more tires? If only I were tired........... "It comes at no surprise to find you're wearing my disguise!" (isn't Mark brilliant?) His lyrics make me cry. Now if you'll excuse me I will go find comfort in the arms of our beloved Dug! peace

Scribbled on Mon, Feb 23, 1998 at 23:40 (EST)

H O T E L! Hanging on to Eternal Life! Thanks for coming to Trinity Lutheran and visting us and Eric!! Hope to see you guys again. Freakboy, where do you get the shirts? Bless y'all A.J.L. & Trinity

Scribbled on Mon, Feb 23, 1998 at 04:15 (EST)

peace to ya A L L hohoho the cfs crew is waiting for you

Scribbled on Sun, Feb 22, 1998 at 00:20 (EST)

Hey, When are you comming to the Rocky Mts.? I'm getting tired of cowboy hats and belt buckle's, I'd say cowboy boots but I just bought a pair for myself. Tell every one at Messiah we miss them and think about them all the time. Ya sure you betcha! The skiings great, but we need a cool ski lodge band!!!!!!!!!!! Stewart

Scribbled on Sun, Feb 22, 1998 at 00:19 (EST)

Hey, When are you comming to the Rocky Mts.? I'm getting tired of cowboy hats and belt buckle's, I'd say cowboy boots but I just bought a pair for myself. Tell every one at Messiah we miss them and think about them all the time. Ya sure you betcha! The skiings great, but we need a cool ski lodge band!!!!!!!!!!! Stewart

Scribbled on Sun, Feb 22, 1998 at 00:19 (EST)

Hey, When are you comming to the Rocky Mts.? I'm getting tired of cowboy hats and belt buckle's, I'd say cowboy boots but I just bought a pair for myself. Tell every one at Messiah we miss them and think about them all the time. Ya sure you betcha! The skiings great, but we need a cool ski lodge band!!!!!!!!!!! Stewart

Scribbled on Sun, Feb 22, 1998 at 00:18 (EST)

Hey, When are you comming to the Rocky Mts.? I'm getting tired of cowboy hats and belt buckle's, I'd sacribbled on Sun, Feb 22, 1998 at 00:17 (EST)

Hey, When are you comming to the Rocky Mts.? I'm getting tired of cowboy hats and belt buckle's, I'd say cowboy boots but I just bought a pair for myself. Tell every one at Messiah we miss them and think about them all the time. Ya sure you betcha! The skiings great, but we need a cool ski lodge band!!!!!!!!!!! Stewart

Scribbled on Fri, Feb 13, 1998 at 22:17 (EST)

Could it be a head bowed resurfacing of the Annoying Video Guy? Glad to see Russ is still participating.(Hi Russ) Hi to all the rest of you.(with a quivering tear from my inner dialogue) Miss all the fun and the tunes of the live variety. Will I be back? Will I be welcomed back with sword arm open? Must go Tonka Shila calls from its mist. Peace

Scribbled on Sun, Feb 08, 1998 at 19:05 (EST)

Dug, you guys were great Friday night. Does that mean you won't be bugging me anymore? I don't know if I can survive a week without being bugged by NTJ. Tina

Scribbled on Thu, Feb 05, 1998 at 08:12 (EST)

Hey guys! Just wanted to say hi and keep up the good work! Will see you on Friday at Judson. Congrats on the win! PS If you need someone to help out at your table, don't hesistate to ask Jenn! :)

Scribbled on Thu, Jan 08, 1998 at 12:55 (EST)

Hey, thanks Limburger! I hope you called in and voted for us! In any case, for you quad-citizans - call 93.5 and request us!

Scribbled on Wed, Jan 07, 1998 at 23:55 (EST)

Hi Chaffee! Congratulations on winning the Planet 93.5 Cage match! You guys rok! -Limb

Scribbled on Wed, Dec 31, 1997 at 12:44 (EST)

What is this a Freakboy fan and enemy page? Who is this Roy guy and why does everyone want to kill him??? Just wanted to say hi from the president of your Florida fan club. We are expanding now to 4 members and only 2 of those members are in di apers. Keep up the good musik. Power to the People.....

Scribbled on Wed, Dec 24, 1997 at 12:13 (EST)

MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYBODY! It is very cold here in the North Pole. For those wondering, I'm working part-time during the NTJ holiday break, for Jolly old St. Nick! He's pretty nice guy, but between us he sure is putting on the poundage. Yeah, Santa Clause is living large! But afterall, he has every right to be, cuz it is our children that love fat icons. Afterall look at the huge success of BARNEY! (btw if anyone wants any proof that Barney's the anti-christ...e mail me!) Well, I'd bette r get back to work. Believe it or not, Santa can be a real jerk sometimes. HO! HO! HO!

Scribbled on Sat, Dec 06, 1997 at 16:18 (EST)

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Scribbled on Tue, Dec 02, 1997 at 20:27 (EST)

Hello there, freakboy. Just browsing thru your web page and wanted to say "bon jour." Heard that NTJ is doing well. Congrats! We think you guys are awesome. Do we get t-shirts when we get home?! Hope to hear from you soon. Adios.

Scribbled on Tue, Nov 25, 1997 at 17:37 (EST)

Saw you guys play at Peace Lutheran -- AWESOME!! Next time you're close to this area, I'm going to DRAG my youth group out to see you. They are kicking themselves for sure! Peace!

Scribbled on Tue, Nov 18, 1997 at 17:39 (EST)

Hey, rumor has it that "ashes to ashes" was heard on the famous tv show Party of Five. Rumors are being checked to see if this is true........

Scribbled on Thu, Nov 13, 1997 at 12:47 (EST)

stuart and dawn- Just want to say hello and how are you? If you get a chance e-mail me and let me know how things are going. Say hello to Megan and Brenda too.

Scribbled on Mon, Nov 10, 1997 at 19:19 (EST)

GOOD NEWS! GOOD NEWS! Not the Joneses will be appearing with the late, great Optimum! (okay, you found me out. I'm the former guitarist for that sassy band.) But come check them both out on November 22 out in Crest Hill, Illinois. It's actua lly at the same place as the Pumpkin Jam was held. Check the concert listings for info or E mail me. later, dude!

Scribbled on Fri, Oct 31, 1997 at 12:34 (EST)

Freak! You would not believe all who are asking or mentioning Optimum now! Dude you guys should have orginally said to be broken up but kept playing in the underground! Come back home to us--We MissU! (Tena misses you at the house too.) Have t o have a "Optimum Homecoming" in Romeoville/Joliet one more time! See ya on Sunday! PS: Did you like my driving in Speed2?? :)

Scribbled on Fri, Oct 31, 1997 at 10:54 (EST)

Freakboy- I just wanted to confess my undying love for you. Love Me

Scribbled on Thu, Oct 30, 1997 at 21:44 (EST)

Of course, sir Freakboy, if you got off your duff and did some real manly work maybe you could start paying back the $80,000 (or whatever it was) that my bro loaned you for new equipment!

Scribbled on Thu, Oct 30, 1997 at 15:18 (EST)

Harken! Please lend your ears to the wind that passes past my larynx! (but you need your FREAKBOY-ENGLISH DICTIONARY!) let me put it in simpler terms........."SHUT UP AND LISTEN!" okay, now that i have you're undivided attention i would like to thank all the generous fans of NTJ. I would also like to thank the nay-sayers, afterall....honesty is the best policy. oh, and please feel free to E mail me anytime. i'm a vagabond and ha ve nothing better to do than to sit on my computer all day and talk to you! well, ta-ta for now......................your royal freakness........freakboy

Scribbled on Wed, Oct 29, 1997 at 01:08 (EST)

Hello all!! This is Jeff from Cornerstone again. Remember we were pitched right next to you guys. So how is life going? Mark and wife - a personal hello from Brian and I. We love your bread. =) Drew - Brian Dorsey give a big HELLO!! He misses you! Drew - Just one question - "where are my tear off coupons?" Also hello to the rest of the band members. Jennifer - Hey girl, have you checked your email lately - "You got Mail" - maybe I will call you or you can call me. Well anyways, I think Brian and I are coming to visit Chicago sometime. Chow!!!

Scribbled on Mon, Oct 20, 1997 at 17:54 (EDT)

Hey Freak Boy-- "I hate you yeah, yeah, yeah!" Too bad this isn't in person because we both know I can sing better than you anyway! You might be funny, silly boy, but we're still not friends anymore, in fact I think I'll take my ball and go home! Oh no, maybe I shoul dn't have said that because now I'm down to 1 friend! I'll be shutting my cake hole now! Nicole

Scribbled on Mon, Oct 20, 1997 at 13:59 (EDT)

Stewart and Dawn,

Hey, we're working on it! Now if you could get us a little help, say... the opening slot for Cheap Trick next time they come through town!

Scribbled on Sun, Oct 19, 1997 at 22:09 (EDT)

NTJ- (Mark) When does the band start it's "West of the Rockies" tour? We are missing all the fun we had following the band and are having withdrawal. Let us know!!! Miss you, Stewart & Dawn PS Hi Juli and Emily

Scribbled on Mon, Oct 13, 1997 at 00:35 (EDT)

Hey Freakboy, I just wanted to say I love you. I also wanted to let you know that the movie you've got me watching is really good. I haven't even finished my popcorn an Dew yet!!! I love you! Jen

Scribbled on Mon, Oct 06, 1997 at 22:55 (EDT)

I love the music, especially the cover of Have a Cigar. Keep on rockin' in the free world! Or as freakboy would say "FREAK WORLD!" By the way, Freakboy....happy early birthday. For those wondering, HIS ROYAL FREAKNESS is celebrating his 11th birthday on the 14th of October! So send him lots and lots of kazoos! peace roger "wish you were here" waters

Scribbled on Sun, Oct 05, 1997 at 23:40 (EDT)

Tracee, Thanks for the message, Em loves the tape. Veggie Tales, Veggie Tales VEG-GIE TALES!! see ya soon. Bye the way, NTJ ROCKS!!!!!! Hey freakboy, don't forget rehersal tonight!! hee hee

Scribbled on Fri, Oct 03, 1997 at 11:32 (EDT)

You Suck!! how clever, "Ashes to Ashes, yeah we all fall down", pretty sure the Dead have a song called "Throwing Stones" with the same chorus. A matter a fact I remember singing this song as a child. Not to mention Toad the Wet Sprocket used the same lines.

Scribbled on Tue, Sep 30, 1997 at 19:46 (EDT)

Who the heck is FREAKBOY anyway? Anyways, how is freakboy doing back in Illinois? W/B to reveal your secret identity. PEACE OUT! Nickhead.

Scribbled on Sat, Sep 27, 1997 at 19:12 (EDT)

i'm bringing all my friends tonight 9/27 you better not let us down!!!! just kidding!!! KB

Scribbled on Fri, Sep 26, 1997 at 23:50 (EDT)

This One's For JULI! Hi Juli! Thanks for lunch. I had a great time. I hope we can do it again soon. How's Emily enjoying the tape?......UUSTA! God Bless!

Scribbled on Fri, Sep 26, 1997 at 21:22 (EDT)

You know, this is the best way for a band to keep in touch with itself...

Freakboy, I love you but you missed rehersal. Drop and give me 50. Whe you are finished, come paint my house.

Thank you.

Scribbled on Fri, Sep 26, 1997 at 17:37 (EDT)

Hey Freakboy, I was wondering if you still used this. Keep up the hard work and you'll see all your dreams come true. I love you baby. Love Me

Scribbled on Fri, Sep 26, 1997 at 14:13 (EDT)

Hey, I know it's been a while since I've scribbled here. I hope you can accept my deepest, sincere apology. Life has been good. I've been staying busy with the usual "freaky" stuff. ie avoiding real work, and annoying all those on the streets! Tune in next week to hear Freakboy's rendition of the ever famous tune "FREAK BIRD!" peace out warren freakboy